Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Release the Transformer

That. Just. Happened.

If you didn't watch the video I'll break it down for you. Gambit from X-Men Origins: Wolverine is engaged to Liam Neeson's daughter...blah, blah, "I don't want your life"... suddenly something appears in the waters. This is where the trailer really starts to get out of control. Some sort of aquatic, transforming kraken jumps out of the water and attacks the battleship, terrible dialogue ensues.

I can generally tolerate terrible movies as long as they are entertaining and this is no different. It also stars Eric from True Blood and Shy Ronnie's better half, Rihanna. You won't have to worry about this movie anytime soon, since it won't be released until 2012, but I am sure the marketing campaign for 'Battleship' will bombard us with more terrible trailers and 7-Eleven tie-ins.

For your viewing pleasure, I have embedded Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie and Clyde

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