Friday, September 2, 2011

Just Give it a Rest- American Pie Edition


Why does America need this movie? The only people in America that need this movie to be made is the cast. This cast has seen arrests, rehab stints, and movies that flopped since they made the original 'American Pie'. The only currently successful member of the original cast that is Alyson Hannigan who stars on 'How I Met Your Mother.'

The official synopsis is as follows:
In the comedy American Reunion, all the American Pie characters we met a little more than a decade ago are returning to East Great Falls for their high-school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship. It was summer 1999 when four small-town Michigan boys began a quest to lose their virginity. In the years that have passed, Jim and Michelle married while Kevin and Vicky said goodbye. Oz and Heather grew apart, but Finch still longs for Stifler’s mom. Now these lifelong friends have come home as adults to reminisce about—and get inspired by—the hormonal teens who launched a comedy legend.
That gives away nothing. Did you happen to notice the official movie poster? It looks as if the pie was raped. Seriously, compare it to the original poster. In the original poster the pie sex was consensual. This is just like what the producers of 'American Reunion' is doing to America. They are forcing themselves upon something that no longer wants them.


Now for your entertainment...a montage. 

(via American Pie Reunion)

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